There is nothing I love more than spending my day GChatting – not working – with my best frandddsss! Our chat today came full circle when it came to mean girl style… gossiping, hating on our bodies, and talking men. So here ya go… snippets of our convo. Proof of our amazingness:
I can always count on my friends for support when it comes from to
Courtney: has anyone found out yet?
Katie: no no nooo and they WON’T!!!
Courtney: you better hope and pray
Courtney: bcs your ass will get jumped!
Such support from the friends I share anything and everything with.
[Tales from the halls of the high school]
Courtney: well, you win some you lose some
that boy was trying extra hard last week. he kept winking at me and shit
i was like omg ummmmmmm
Katie: did you wink back!?
Courtney: with my vagine
Katie: or blow him a kiss
Courtney: haha sideways wink!
Katie: ewww hahaha
Becky: omg you two are crazzzzzy
he was winking at you??
Courtney: um yes
Katie: she shows him cleav what does she expect
Courtney: and thats tame compared to what he does
i have no cleav!
Katie: ant hills
Courtney: but hopefully soon when i get my boob job
Katie: dear lord
Which carries us into our mean girl conversation… you know anytime a girl mentions something they want fixed brings on a whole level of cosmetics!
Courtney: can we just be like mean girls and talk about the things we hate about our bodies
my nail beds suck
Katie: my eyebrows are too thick
Becky: my feet are huge
Katie: <<this is where we all look at erin>>
Erin: my nose is the size of texas
Katie: omggg we are stupid i am dying right now
Erin: and my boobs the size of RI
Courtney: omg erin
Erin: this is wrong
Courtney: so wrong
Katie: that’s an odd shape
Becky: bahaha Erin!
Court thinks sharing this convo will confirm everyone’s thoughts that we are A Holes… Mission Accomplished