While doing my daily perusing of the world wide web this morning, I came across an interesting article in the Washington Post. The name of the article is “Heavily stubbled faces are more attractive to women than other shaving styles.” I immediately clicked on it because my guy friends decided that last weekend they were going to do a goatee challenge… yes, you read that right. They were growing goatees. On purpose. Ok, let’s just be real for a second, goatees are the WORST!! I am so sorry everyone but that is something I just can’t get behind. I mean Bennett looked Hispanic with his devil stache and guys, if I was interested in getting a Pedro fix, I would turn on Napoleon Dynamite. So after seeing how ridiculous my friends looked ((of course I told them they looked great… wah wah wahhhhhh)) I really wanted to see what WashPo had to say about facial hair. According to the researchers, “Stubble conveys maturity and manliness with less of the macho aggressiveness implied by a full beard.” Ehhh… I say heavy stubble conveys homelessness and laziness but then again that’s just my opinion. How would guys feel if we decided to forego our waxes and shaves for a month?? Yeah… I didn’t think so! So shave that porn stache immediately! But let me stop myself and clarify that I find nothing wrong with a little scruff… it’s when it gets long enough that it can get dirty and gross that I have to draw the line, and absolutely NO NO NOOOOO to goatees. Stop it. Just stop it… you look like
What do you guys think? Do you have a preference? Do you like the heavy stubble like the article says or are you more like me where nothing more than a 5 o clock shadow can get those juices flowing?? Here’s some of the hottest in HTown with facial hair… I’ve seen them look better!