I’m not sure if any of you fools have ever done team trivia but my friends and I love it. Just a good excuse to test your knowledge on useless information and be rewarded with pitchers of beer – why wouldn’t you do it? Becky, Bennett, Drew, Matt and I all braved Loco’s last night for a chance to take home that $5 off coupon and free pitcher of beer once more ((and failed…. miserably… I’m saying tied for fifth place miserably)). But we had a good time and I thought I would let you in on our night with some quotes from my fantastic friends (and yes, I am aware that you won’t think a lot of them are funny but that’s just because you weren’t there. We are effin HILARIOUS). So here we go…. some trivia night quotes:
Question Master: Name the actress that brought in the most ticket sales in the box office in the following dates from their initials.
Bennett: Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock…
Someone Else: Shirley Temple
Me: Let’s just throw out names that start with D.D. and see if we can figure it out.
<<MISCELLANEOUS NAMES THROWN OUT>>
Drew: Diane Douglas… who is she?
Question Master: Which of the 13 colonies is not bordered by the Atlantic Ocean?
Becky: Oohh… Philadelphia?
Me: Umm that’s not a state.
Matt: I think it’s Pennsylvania.
Becky: You stole my answer!!
Matt: No, you named a city.
Question Master: The next category is ZODIAC
Drew (to me): Exactly how confident are you with Zodiac?
Me: Well I thought it was on the Zodiac killer not the signs so now I’m not as confident.
Question Master: What was Chandler’s last name from the tv show Friends?
Me: Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing….
The guys: What was it??
Becky: I think she’s telling you the answer…
Matt: Oh I thought you were just making sound effects.
Me: It’s Bing!
Becky: Our lives could be a tv show!
Bennett: That would be a boring tv show… Me at my computer from 9 to 7… but I think we would be like How I Met Your Mother! You would be Marshall (pointing to Matt)
Me: Who would be Barney??
Becky: Drew’s Ted!
Me: And Bennett’s Barney!
All of us: I said a bang bang bangity bang… I said a bang bang bangity bang
Me: Actually I think we are more like Happy Endings.
Matt: What kind of Happy Ending?? (with full on eye brow wiggle… these guys have no shame)
Becky: But then one of them has to be gay…
Me: (pointing at Matt)
Bennett: So guys… what do you want to be when you grow up?
Matt: Rich… and I want to own my own island.
Becky: And I want to be your wife.
Becky: What are you doing on Friday?
Bennett: Playing call of duty with my little brother
Me: Awwwwwwwww… ((nudging Becky)) this is when you say “Awww”
Bennett: Yeah he’s deaf so we only bond over the sight of call of duty.
Becky: What are you doing?
Drew: Fishing on Lake Ontario.
Becky: Ok so you can hang out Friday?
Me: You do know that’s not in Georgia, right?
Becky: Wait, what?
Drew: Lake Ontario… one of the nation’s great lakes… I’m flying to New York…
Becky: Ohhhh!! Well what are you doing?
Becky: Do you want to hang out? (LET ME MENTION THAT SHE WAS EXTREMELY EXCITED IN THE WAY SHE SAID THIS)
Matt and all the other guys: WOAHHHHHH
Bennett: Have you guys ever seen a spatula thumb? Ew… they are so gross.
Me: What the hell is a spatula thumb?
Bennett: Ya’ll don’t know what a spatula thumb is? Here I’ll draw it
<<he draws a picture of a “spatula” thumb>>
Drew: I don’t think a spatula thumb is a thing.
Bennett: Yes it is! I bet someone in this room knows what I’m talking about.
Me: Go around and poll every table then!
Bennett: I’m googling it!! You know that Megan Fox has one?
Drew: I know she has a nice rack!
Matt: No, I’ve never made it north of her waist.
Me: You mean south?
Matt: No north.
Bennett: Damnit… It’s called a toe thumb not a spatula thumb. Look here’s a picture.
Bennett: Yeah I once was talking to this girl and she pulled out her phone to send a text and I saw her thumb and was like ohh noo and walked away.
Me: No you didn’t!
Bennett: Truth. I can’t date a girl with a thumb like that.
Matt: Ohhh K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Me: First comes love second comes a b…
Becky: Were you about to say baby? Second comes baby?!
Matt: No second comes marriage!! We know where your priorities lie
Drew: Let’s make some babies!!
MY AB FAB FRIENDS